Stealing Shotgun

I left my golf cart unattended today and returned to find this waiting for me on the shotgun side.

Swan from behind Stealing Shotgun

 

 

Just so we’re clear, this is what belongs on the passenger floorboard of my golf cart – one 60 pound Border Collie.  He comes, he works, he bums cookies, he eats goose poop, he goes home.

Leck on Golf Cart Stealing Shotgun

 

Again, this is not what belongs on my golf cart. This is what shows up sitting on my floorboard when a he decides to wait me out where he will be sure not to miss me – or the cracked corn he’s sure I carry on my person at all times.

Ignition Swan Stealing Shotgun

This also has me  worried.  This guy and his mate are escape artists.  Is he really just playing with the shiny keys, or trying to learn how to flip the ignition switch?

God help us all.

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Comments

  1. ethan@OPC says:

    HAHA!

  2. Amy says:

    Ethan,

    That was my first reaction too, my second was a mad scramble for my iphone!

  3. Christie says:

    OMG! I would have crapped my pants!

  4. Don says:

    At least he can see over the dash, that’s a step above some drivers.

  5. Kim says:

    You should strongly consider renaming them Bonnie and Clyde!

  6. Don,
    Good call!

    Kim,
    I thought I was on the right track with ‘Spike and Leather’ but Bonnie and Clyde might fit better!

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